Huggie Wuggie Was A Bear

Yesterday on the subway--

Guy sitting next to me, "Thank you for being alive."
Me, "Thank you."
Guy, "You have a huggie  face."                                                                                                                                                                                                   Me, "A huggie face?"
Guy, "Yes, you want to hold it in your hands and stare at it."
Me, "Thank you"...as I inch my face closer and closer to the paper I'm reading.
Guy, "Thanks again for being alive. This is my stop."

Never a dull moment on the train.

***He also said nothing I was reading could be as interesting as me. Take that New York Times.