As someone who recently moved to NY, these are my observations, experiences, and "Can you believe this shit?" stories. I'm also hoping to save some money on my therapist. We'll see how that goes.
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Huggie Wuggie Was A Bear
Yesterday on the subway--
Guy sitting next to me, "Thank you for being alive."
Me, "Thank you."
Guy, "You have a huggie face." Me, "A huggie face?"
Guy, "Yes, you want to hold it in your hands and stare at it."
Me, "Thank you"...as I inch my face closer and closer to the paper I'm reading.
Guy, "Thanks again for being alive. This is my stop."
Never a dull moment on the train.
***He also said nothing I was reading could be as interesting as me. Take that New York Times.
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